April 2013
17 posts
17 tags
When I Imagine My Future Husband Cooking A...
Expectation: Reality:
Apr 29th
2 notes
15 tags
When I See Freshmen Over Doing It At An 18+ Event
I’m like:
Apr 25th
2 notes
13 tags
After Yet Again Another Male Disappointment
Apr 25th
13 notes
10 tags
When You See A Guy Checking You Out
Expectation: Reality:
Apr 25th
25 notes
10 tags
Accurate
Apr 25th
3 notes
15 tags
When Someone Says They're 'Not A Fan' Of The Harry...
I’m like:
Apr 23rd
12 notes
13 tags
Forcing Myself To Stay Awake When I'm Up Late...
I look like:
Apr 23rd
1 note
13 tags
When My Mom Makes My Little Brother Fold The...
I find him going through my clothes like:
Apr 21st
8 notes
11 tags
What Graduation Is Going To Feel Like
Apr 19th
8 notes
14 tags
My Go To Move To Get A Guy In Bed With Me
Apr 19th
2 notes
10 tags
Everyday Conversation Struggles For Me
Apr 16th
7 notes
8 tags
Thinking I've Finished Writing A Paper But Realize...
It’s like:
Apr 16th
8 tags
Walking On Campus As A Senior
I be like:
Apr 16th
6 notes
11 tags
When I Check Myself Out In The Mirror After...
Apr 14th
2 notes
10 tags
4/20 Is Coming Up
Apr 6th
13 notes
11 tags
Waking Up After A Rough Night And Am Told I Look...
i’m like:
Apr 4th
6 notes
9 tags
Every Time I Order Pizza After A Night Of Drinking
My drunk vision sees this when i open the box:
Apr 3rd
March 2013
25 posts
8 tags
When I Miss A Step On The Stairs
Mar 28th
1 note
16 tags
When A Guy Says Something Sweet About You
Expectation: Reality:
Mar 23rd
3 notes
9 tags
Every Time I Look At My Drunk Texts The Morning...
Mar 23rd
8 notes
10 tags
When I Meet A Guy I'd Actually Sleep With At My...
Mar 12th
6 notes
15 tags
Dancing In My Bathing Suit On Spring Break
Expectation: Reality:
Mar 11th
5 notes
13 tags
When I Walk Past The Vending Machine After The Gym
Mar 8th
4 notes
6 tags
When I Don't Get What I Want
Mar 8th
1 note
11 tags
When Lent Is Over And I Can Go Back To Eating Ice...
This will be me:
Mar 8th
1 note
18 tags
When I Try To Cheer Up A Friend While Intoxicated
Mar 8th
8 notes
10 tags
My Attention Span
Mar 7th
42 notes
16 tags
When I'm Cracking Up Watching Workaholics And My...
Mar 7th
4 notes
14 tags
When I Corrupt My Innocent Friend
Mar 7th
6 notes
11 tags
Walking Out Of Drunk Brunch
Mar 6th
5 notes
16 tags
When A Friend Finds Out About The Stupid Shit She...
I reassure her:
Mar 6th
3 notes
14 tags
When I Leave The Bar With My Crush
I spot my friends & am like:
Mar 5th
26 notes
16 tags
When A Guys Being A Pussy And Can't Make The First...
I’m like:
Mar 5th
10 notes
10 tags
When I'm In A Bitchy Mood And I See Anyone Looking...
Mar 5th
7 notes
17 tags
When I Order The Fattiest Thing On The Menu And My...
I feel like doing this to her:
Mar 4th
1 note
10 tags
When I Realize How Broke I Am And Am About To...
Mar 4th
4 notes
13 tags
When I Attempt To Use Something Else In The Gym...
Mar 4th
2 notes
10 tags
When A Guy Fools Me Into Thinking Chivalry Isn't...
I should have known better:
Mar 4th
1 note
12 tags
When I've Had Enough Of Hearing My Friend's Boy...
I’m like:
Mar 4th
10 notes
11 tags
When My Friend Is Really Trying To Stop Me From...
Mar 3rd
4 notes
13 tags
Waking Up From A Drunk Nap Ready To Rock & Roll
Mar 1st
6 notes
11 tags
Breakfast Of Champions For A Day Drink
Mar 1st
2 notes
February 2013
37 posts
11 tags
When I Can't Find The God Damn Straw
Feb 28th
2 notes
14 tags
When A Friend Suggests We Drink Anything Other...
I’m like:
Feb 28th
5 notes
11 tags
Walks Of Shame
Random sluts: When its me:
Feb 27th
7 notes
9 tags
When I'm In Class And Realize I Forgot To Do An...
Feb 27th
1 note
9 tags
When I Can Finally Take Off My Bra
It’s like:
Feb 27th
15 notes
12 tags
Wishing There Was Some Better Way To Get Through...
Feb 27th
1 note
9 tags
When I Stop Myself From Shoving More Food Down My...
My stomach tells me yes but my head tells me no like:
Feb 26th
64 notes
15 tags
When My Ass Actually Fits Into My Skinny Jeans
Feb 26th
5 notes