#YOUCANCALL MESHAMBLES

When I Imagine My Future Husband Cooking A Romantic Dinner

Expectation:

Reality:

When I See Freshmen Over Doing It At An 18+ Event

I’m like:

After Yet Again Another Male Disappointment

When You See A Guy Checking You Out

Expectation:

Reality:

Accurate

When Someone Says They’re ‘Not A Fan’ Of The Harry Potter Movies

I’m like:

Forcing Myself To Stay Awake When I’m Up Late Studying

I look like:

When My Mom Makes My Little Brother Fold The Laundry

I find him going through my clothes like:

What Graduation Is Going To Feel Like

My Go To Move To Get A Guy In Bed With Me